The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer751 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.484 billion Printer751ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer751ian economy, worth 828 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 151,149 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 442,858 per year while the poor average 40,691, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

A bureaucratic fight over PIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success, it's said that a Printer751ian always pays his debts with significant compounding, and the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer751's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer751 is ranked 96,438^th in the world and 1,706^th in Two for Largest Populations, with 5.48 billion capita.