The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer744 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.444 billion Printer744ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer744ian economy, worth 764 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 140,477 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, Printer744 City Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer744's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer744 is ranked 273,748^th in the world and 1,280^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.95 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.