The United States of Printer737 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.434 billion Printer737ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer737ian economy, worth 823 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 151,571 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployment rates have skyrocketed as businesses abandon the country in search of cheap labour, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer737's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer737 is ranked 279,248^th in the world and 2,326^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 30.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.