The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer723 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, ritual sacrifices, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.467 billion Printer723ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer723ian economy, worth 746 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 136,582 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Titles of nobility are packaged with Printer723ian citizenship in invite-only auctions, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer723's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer723 is ranked 272,677^th in the world and 1,112^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 36.67 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.