The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer714 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.447 billion Printer714ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer714ian economy, worth 776 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 142,594 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes, some voters are required to show a minimum of four forms of identification, and electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer714's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer714 is ranked 273,747^th in the world and 1,279^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.95 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.