The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer711 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.474 billion Printer711ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer711ian economy, worth 855 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 156,346 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The people's love for Leader is little more than self-preservation, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer711's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer711 is ranked 189,016^th in the world and 680^th in Two for Safest, scoring 49.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.