The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer708 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.404 billion Printer708ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 80.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer708ian economy, worth 749 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 138,639 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, and statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer708's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer708 is ranked 97,676^th in the world and 2,002^nd in Two for Largest Populations, with 5.40 billion capita.