The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer707 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ritual sacrifices, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.474 billion Printer707ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer707ian economy, worth 688 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,747 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 449,067 per year while the poor average 25,302, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

Printer707ian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain', stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, and people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer707's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer707 is ranked 180,712^th in the world and 514^th in Two for Safest, scoring 54.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.