The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer668 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.49 billion Printer668ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer668ian economy, worth 758 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 138,159 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer668's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer668 is ranked 272,471^st in the world and 1,030^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 37.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.