The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer660 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.455 billion Printer660ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer660ian economy, worth 848 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 155,591 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, one can walk from one side of Printer660 City to the other without setting foot on Printer660ian soil, most towns have their Leader High School located on Leader Street, and bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer660's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer660 is ranked 96,959^th in the world and 1,815^th in Two for Largest Populations, with 5.46 billion capita.