Population | 5.465 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer656 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.465 billion Printer656ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 82.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer656ian economy, worth 726 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,946 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
The military has declared war on all religious influence, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million cards of property damage, and young people devote their entire lives to the faith. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer656's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Printer656 is ranked 96,748th in the world and 1,784th in Two for Largest Populations, with 5.46 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Printer656 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic, Largest Black Market, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Printer656, young people devote their entire lives to the faith.
- : Following new legislation in Printer656, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million cards of property damage.
- : Following new legislation in Printer656, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
- : Following new legislation in Printer656, the military has declared war on all religious influence.
- : Following new legislation in Printer656, meat-eating is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in Printer656, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year.
- : Following new legislation in Printer656, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag.
- : Following new legislation in Printer656, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
- : Following new legislation in Printer656, a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day.