The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer653 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.474 billion Printer653ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer653ian economy, worth 824 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 150,694 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

An enormous health awareness programme is underway, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, and political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer653's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer653 is ranked 96,621^st in the world and 1,747^th in Two for Largest Populations, with 5.47 billion capita.