The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer633 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.43 billion Printer633ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer633ian economy, worth 729 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 134,350 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.
Parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success, arbitration is mightier than the sword, and flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer633's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Printer633 is ranked 97,322nd in the world and 1,914th in Two for Largest Populations, with 5.43 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Printer633 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Printer633 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed, Most Patriotic, Highest Average Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Printer633 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in Printer633, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
- : Following new legislation in Printer633, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
- : Following new legislation in Printer633, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success.
- : Following new legislation in Printer633, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money.
- : Following new legislation in Printer633, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in Printer633, a government program is underway to revitalize Printer633's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Printer633, neighboring nations are tired of Printer633's big fish stories.
