The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer618 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.461 billion Printer618ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer618ian economy, worth 764 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,964 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer618's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer618 is ranked 96,854^th in the world and 1,793^rd in Two for Largest Populations, with 5.46 billion capita.