The United States of Printer575 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.512 billion Printer575ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer575ian economy, worth 797 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 144,623 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer575's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer575 is ranked 276,232^nd in the world and 1,729^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 33.85 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.