Population | 5.524 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The United States of Printer551 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.524 billion Printer551ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer551ian economy, worth 788 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,675 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
The public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, and grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer551's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Printer551 is ranked 95,869th in the world and 131st in Two for Safest, scoring 83.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Printer551 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Printer551, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
- : Following new legislation in Printer551, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
- : Following new legislation in Printer551, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction.
- : Following new legislation in Printer551, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
- : Following new legislation in Printer551, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
- : Printer551 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Pacifist, Highest Poor Incomes, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Printer551, politicians literally speak literally.
- : Following new legislation in Printer551, the well-to-do in Two are never on time for important appointments.
- : Following new legislation in Printer551, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Printer551ian language.