The United States of Printer537 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.518 billion Printer537ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer537ian economy, worth 700 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 126,901 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 425,904 per year while the poor average 28,060, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

Printer537ians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, companies balk at paying their workers, and the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer537's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer537 is ranked 273,232^nd in the world and 1,191^st in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 36.31 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.