The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer46 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.609 billion Printer46ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer46ian economy, worth 828 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 147,727 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer46's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer46 is ranked 270,690^th in the world and 864^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 37.79 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.