The United States of Printer443 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.52 billion Printer443ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer443ian economy, worth 813 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 147,345 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, and the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Printer443ians make research institutes rich. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer443's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer443 is ranked 259,651^st in the world and 2,247^th in Two for Safest, scoring 13.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.