The United States of Printer437 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.511 billion Printer437ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer437ian economy, worth 819 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 148,721 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million cards of property damage, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer437's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer437 is ranked 273,584^th in the world and 1,276^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.95 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.