The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer37 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.548 billion Printer37ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer37ian economy, worth 852 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,708 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer37's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer37 is ranked 95,411^th in the world and 1,512^th in Two for Largest Populations, with 5.55 billion capita.