The United States of Printer366 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.538 billion Printer366ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer366ian economy, worth 825 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 149,065 cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 727,919 per year while the poor average 17,551, a ratio of 41.5 to 1.

Colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Legendary', citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, slaves who produce weapons are given free samples, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Printer366. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer366's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer366 is ranked 95,561^st in the world and 1,541^st in Two for Largest Populations, with 5.54 billion capita.