The United States of Printer365 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.507 billion Printer365ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer365ian economy, worth 826 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,111 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, the hip spot of the season is just over that way, and government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer365's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer365 is ranked 96,019^th in the world and 1,622^nd in Two for Largest Populations, with 5.51 billion capita.