The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer353 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.589 billion Printer353ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 86.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer353ian economy, worth 772 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 138,242 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children are regularly married to each other to secure alliances between families, tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, and wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer353's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer353 is ranked 179,902^nd in the world and 499^th in Two for Safest, scoring 54.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.