The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer346 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.526 billion Printer346ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer346ian economy, worth 855 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,764 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, "Leader got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer346's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer346 is ranked 95,723^rd in the world and 1,567^th in Two for Largest Populations, with 5.53 billion capita.