The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer287 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, fear of technology, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.604 billion Printer287ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 82.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer287ian economy, worth 820 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 146,474 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques, mass shootings have become the new normal, and meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer287's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer287 is ranked 273,060^th in the world and 1,180^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 36.31 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.