The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer263 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.541 billion Printer263ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 84.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer263ian economy, worth 899 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 162,268 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?", government employees cannot vote for the policies they have to implement, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity, and the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer263's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Printer263 is ranked 222,703rd in the world and 1,674th in Two for Safest, scoring 25.5 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Printer263, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
- : Following new legislation in Printer263, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity.
- : Following new legislation in Printer263, government employees cannot vote for the policies they have to implement.
- : Following new legislation in Printer263, citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?".
- : Following new legislation in Printer263, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes.
- : Following new legislation in Printer263, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Printer263, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction.
- : Following new legislation in Printer263, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".
- : Following new legislation in Printer263, copyright laws have been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Printer263, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
