The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer261 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.608 billion Printer261ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 79.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer261ian economy, worth 763 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 136,102 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer261's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer261 is ranked 276,361^st in the world and 1,637^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 34.19 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.