The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer234 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.609 billion Printer234ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer234ian economy, worth 870 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,182 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer234's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer234 is ranked 275,871^st in the world and 1,563^rd in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 34.54 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.