The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer163 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.603 billion Printer163ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer163ian economy, worth 874 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 156,035 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

New mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, Leader's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, and a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer163's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer163 is ranked 272,491^st in the world and 1,092^nd in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 36.67 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.