The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer135 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, aversion to nipples, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.62 billion Printer135ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer135ian economy, worth 830 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 147,834 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and nano-legendaries are the current fad sweeping the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer135's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer135 is ranked 201,841^st in the world and 1,016^th in Two for Safest, scoring 40.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.