The Federal People's Republic of Potanarmia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Comrade Potato with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.809 billion Potanarmians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamville. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Potanarmian economy, worth 588 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 154,608 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, the Potanarmia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and internal strife within the Red Bloc crumbles in the face of fiery rhetoric. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Potanarmia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Potatoïsm.

Potanarmia is ranked 7,690^th in the world and 417^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,602.93 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.