The Real Person of Porfloxonne is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 1.46 billion Porfloxonneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.3%.

The Porfloxonnean economy, worth 71.3 trillion Popis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 48,829 Popis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is moderate. Porfloxonne's national animal is the Koala, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Porfloxonne is ranked 180,681^st in the world and 572^nd in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 54.43 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.