The Federal Republic of Poljkejan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.504 billion Poljkejanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 38.4%.

The powerhouse Poljkejanian economy, worth 519 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,894 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, Leader's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, and foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Poljkejanian bee. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Poljkejan's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Poljkejan is ranked 68,147^th in the world and 305^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Highest Poor Incomes, with 40,675.93 Standard Monetary Units.