The Federation of Polisoi is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning kiwi population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.48 billion Polisoians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 12.8%.

The strong Polisoian economy, worth 329 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 50,823 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'. Crime is well under control. Polisoi's national animal is the kiwi.

Polisoi is ranked 36,799^th in the world and 1,775^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.