The Socialist State of Pizzify is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.917 billion Pizzifyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pizzifyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,459 trillion patacas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 211,041 patacas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pizzify's national animal is the tuna, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pizzify is ranked 13,836^th in the world and 794^th in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 27.46 average smiles per day.