The Socialist Republic of Pereyaslavl-Suzdal is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 8.216 billion Pereyaslavl-Suzdalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereyaslavl-Suzdal City. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Pereyaslavl-Suzdalian economy, worth 248 trillion Yaroslavian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 30,209 Yaroslavian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pereyaslavl-Suzdal's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pereyaslavl-Suzdal is ranked 105,833^rd in the world and 5,551^st in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 27,985.5 Standard Monetary Units.