The Republic of PatrickMahomes is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 4.73 billion PatrickMahomesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.7%.

The PatrickMahomesian economy, worth 207 trillion arrowheads a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 43,920 arrowheads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

It's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, and military barracks resemble five-star hotels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PatrickMahomes's national animal is the chief, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

PatrickMahomes is ranked 157,382^nd in the world and 2^nd in Kansas City for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 536.57 on the Gilded Widget Scale.