The Pathedonist Maple Queendom of Pathonia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Augusta Kossulminus with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, soft-spoken computers, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.905 billion Pathonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiklinginion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pathonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,371 trillion Krownviggens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 299,980 Krownviggens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers, both criminals and civilians are DOA, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pathonia's national animal is the Ermin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goldenchickenism.

Pathonia is ranked 6,839^th in the world and 129^th in the Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,300.1 on the Clooney Contribution Index.