The Republic of Parvetia is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.282 billion Parvetians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Non c'è. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Parvetian economy, worth 185 trillion Parvetios a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,377 Parvetios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, and laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parvetia's national animal is the Canis lupus italicus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Parvetia is ranked 256,019^th in the world and 9,238^th in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.18 weapons per person.