The Republic of Party is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.608 billion Partyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The very strong Partyian economy, worth 263 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 72,937 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Party's national animal is the bison.

Party is ranked 179,000^th in the world and 8,354^th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 21,409.49 Standard Monetary Units.