The Republic of Paomgiennapeese is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.783 billion Paomgiennapeeseans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paomgiennapeesean economy, worth 797 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,510 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, halberds are common 18th birthday presents, unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paomgiennapeese's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Paomgiennapeese is ranked 2,069^th in the world and 74^th in Two for Highest Poor Incomes, with 75,092.42 Standard Monetary Units.