The Queendom of Palla is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning horse population. The democratic population of 3.884 billion Pallans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Pallan economy, worth 119 trillion golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,818 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), Palla's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Palla's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Palla is ranked 116,923^rd in the world and 2,130^th in Ambition for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 138.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.