The Republic of Palestinestate is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Palestine public with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.255 billion Palestinestateans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of gaza. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Palestinestatean economy, worth 151 trillion Palestine dihams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,971 Palestine dihams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", and political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Palestinestate's national animal is the camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is islam.

Palestinestate is ranked 57,584^th in the world and 3,476^th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 47,017.16 Standard Monetary Units.