The Republic of Palauistan is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 867 million Palauistanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saetang. The average income tax rate is 29.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Palauistanian economy, worth 37.1 trillion Dąngs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,834 Dąngs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, and Palauistan has designated Saetang as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Palauistan's national animal is the Renendin, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Palauistan is ranked 18,215^th in the world and 5^th in Intercontinental for Safest, scoring 114.71 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.