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Highest Economic Output: 27thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30thLargest Populations: 46th
The Dominion of
Father Knows Best State
Everything for the Fatherland!
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Paganblood

Population46.318 billion

CapitalOrion's Hall
LeaderEmperor Dark
FaithHeathenism

CurrencyShield
Animalwolf

The Dominion of Paganblood is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Dark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 46.318 billion Pagans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orion's Hall. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Paganbloodian economy, worth an astonishing 14,742 trillion Shields a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 318,297 Shields, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,329,767 per year while the poor average 13,407, a ratio of 173 to 1.

The Paganblood Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, mostly women are seen and not heard, and Paganblood Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Paganblood's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heathenism.

Paganblood is ranked 1,958th in the world and 1st in Scandinavia for Most Armed, with 17.13 weapons per person.

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Highest Economic Output: 27thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30thLargest Populations: 46thHighest Disposable Incomes: 49thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 86thHighest Average Incomes: 178thMost Stationary: 232ndLargest Gambling Industry: 283rdMost Influential: 343rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 360thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 393rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 426thMost Valuable International Artwork: 462ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 502ndLargest Black Market: 569thMost Devout: 827thMost Cheerful Citizens: 926thFattest Citizens: 1,045thMost Patriotic: 1,093rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,282ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,333rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,437thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,490thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,697thMost Armed: 1,958thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,129thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,484thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,554thRudest Citizens: 2,630thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,439thLargest Retail Industry: 3,709thMost Developed: 5,087thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,491stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,728thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,346thLargest Mining Sector: 8,379thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,124thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,356thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,955thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,158thMost Average: 13,156thSmartest Citizens: 13,784thTop
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Most Avoided: 15,545thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,394thHighest Crime Rates: 16,642ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,042ndMost Primitive: 19,117thMost Inclusive: 19,872ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,426thMost Cultured: 21,527thHighest Food Quality: 22,512th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Paganblood, Paganblood Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Paganblood was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, Largest Black Market, Most Influential, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Paganblood was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Paganblood, mostly women are seen and not heard.
  • : Paganblood was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Paganblood, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery.
  • : Following new legislation in Paganblood, the Paganblood Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Paganblood, Paganblood isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Paganblood, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Paganblood, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection.

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