The Dictatorship of Ozocrenic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Chalandrite with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.267 billion Ozocrenicians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korascalache. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ozocrenician economy, worth a remarkable 3,664 trillion Crenicysis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 276,244 Crenicysis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, courses on ornithology and apiology are surprisingly popular, and in a fit of passion Dictator Chalandrite has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozocrenic's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dictator is God.

Ozocrenic is ranked 283,497^th in the world and 31^st in Hartfelden for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 20.74 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.