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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,233rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,541stMost Devout: 27,918th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hail the O'Iop
Orcus Lopew
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Ozkadia

Population1.066 billion

CapitalBergonstop
LeaderOrcus Lopew

Currencyshell
Animalboar

The Dominion of Ozkadia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Orcus Lopew with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.066 billion Ozkadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bergonstop. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The very strong Ozkadian economy, worth 89.3 trillion shells a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 83,751 shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, citizens must pay to enjoy Ozkadia's pristine beaches, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozkadia's national animal is the boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ozkadia is ranked 78,769th in the world and 4,315th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,698.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,233rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,541stMost Devout: 27,918th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ozkadia, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozkadia, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozkadia, citizens must pay to enjoy Ozkadia's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozkadia, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozkadia, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozkadia, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozkadia, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozkadia, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozkadia, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozkadia, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.

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