The Queendom of Oyashio is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning cow population. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.848 billion Oyashioans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 11.0%.

The Oyashioan economy, worth 196 trillion yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 50,998 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, the police force is on a recruitment drive, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oyashio's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oyashio is ranked 198,286^th in the world and 3,517^th in Ambition for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.