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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,880thMost Income Equality: 3,057thNicest Citizens: 3,933rd
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
Forward, Together
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Average

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Ourhaven

Population4.838 billion

CapitalSanctuary

Currencyservice
Animalraccoon

The Federation of Ourhaven is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.838 billion Havenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanctuary. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The all-consuming Ourhavenian economy, worth 508 trillion services a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 105,057 services, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, refugees from other nations are flocking to Ourhaven's border, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ourhaven's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ourhaven is ranked 283,497th in the world and 1,155th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,147.83 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,880thTop
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Most Income Equality: 3,057thNicest Citizens: 3,933rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,955thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,146thMost Inclusive: 4,322ndMost Pacifist: 4,697thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,737thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,793rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,641stLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,694thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,162ndHighest Food Quality: 6,376thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,901stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,359thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,388thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,784thBest Weather: 7,795thHealthiest Citizens: 8,010thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,315thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,236thSafest: 10,436thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,627thMost Cultured: 11,260thLargest Governments: 12,674thLowest Crime Rates: 14,146thSmartest Citizens: 14,417thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,637thMost Secular: 16,133rdMost Developed: 23,222ndMost Subsidized Industry: 28,144th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 88th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 100th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 115th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ourhaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Ourhaven's influence in The Communist Bloc rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Ourhaven, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Ourhaven, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed.
  • : Ourhaven was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Ourhaven, refugees from other nations are flocking to Ourhaven's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Ourhaven, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
  • : Following new legislation in Ourhaven, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Ourhaven relocated from Balder to The Communist Bloc.
  • : Ourhaven was refounded in Balder.

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