Population | 4.838 billion |
Capital | Sanctuary |
Currency | service |
Animal | raccoon |
The Federation of Ourhaven is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.838 billion Havenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanctuary. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The all-consuming Ourhavenian economy, worth 508 trillion services a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 105,057 services, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, refugees from other nations are flocking to Ourhaven's border, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ourhaven's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ourhaven is ranked 283,497th in the world and 1,155th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,147.83 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ourhaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Ourhaven's influence in The Communist Bloc rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Ourhaven, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
- : Following new legislation in Ourhaven, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed.
- : Ourhaven was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Ourhaven, refugees from other nations are flocking to Ourhaven's border.
- : Following new legislation in Ourhaven, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
- : Following new legislation in Ourhaven, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : Ourhaven relocated from Balder to The Communist Bloc.
- : Ourhaven was refounded in Balder.